When David and I first started dating, for some odd reason he thought I was
athletic, okay, maybe I had a little something to do with it, but totally NOT
on purpose.

When I said I enjoyed tennis and volleyball, I didn’t mean that I actually new
how to play. I just liked to run around like a big goof and have a good time.

I remember one time playing some type of sport with his family and he made
the comment, sacrifice the body, I just looked at him and thought, yeah,
okay, whatever.

Fast forward a couple days, months, or years, I have on the most uncomfortable
shoes, he asks why, I tell him, sacrifice the body.

So, it’s kinda of a joke around here. Sacrificing the body for sports & all things
girly.

Um, like the waxing of the eyebrows.

Let me just start off by saying, I am the worst eyebrow waxer in the entire
world. I never do it right, one always ends up bigger than the other, and
more times than not, I end up making a mess and getting wax everywhere
but where it should go.

David keeps telling me to go have it done, to please pay someone else to do it,
someone who knows what they’re doing. Because one day I am gonna mess up
so bad, it can’t be fixed. He has told me numerous times, under no circumstance
am I allowed to draw my eyebrows on, even in the event that I take one completely
off.

Over the weekend I was in major need of shaping up the eyebrows. But I ran out of wax
and could not find the kind I like. Well, I take that back. I found the brand I normally
use at the drugstore, but it was $10.00, I am cheap, so I bought wax strips that were
cheaper.

And I hurt myself BAD. ohmygoodness it hurt. I don’t know if I left it on too long, or what.
But when I pulled that strip off it liked to have killed me. It turned bright red & swelled up.

I should have had David take a picture of it that night, so I could show y’all but I didn’t think
about it. I did however, take one yesterday.

Lucky y’all ! You get to see a close up shot of my gross looking eyebrow.

Looking at it now, I think part of the problem was, I didn’t have it anywhere near my
eyebrow. I think I just pulled off a couple layers of skin. ouch!