Cleaning House

Emily & Audrey spent the night with my mom last night so it is pretty quiet around here this morning. Well, except for the sound of this new little grunt that Sarah has started making! I did not realize until David mentioned it ~ she sounds like Curious George when she wants something! How is it that one little sound can wear on your nerves so bad it makes you think you are going crazy?  

We have a whole list of things to get done today!  We have laundry to wash, floors to sweep, dishes to wash and put away, furniture to dust and the list goes on and on! David and I have differing opinions of housecleaning~ His being CLEAN and well ya’ll know mine~ I posted this awhile back but just incase you missed it ~ 

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

I don’t do windows because …
I love birds
and don’t want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.

 I don’t wax floors because …
I am terrified a guest
will slip and get hurt
then I’ll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because ..
I want every creature
to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because ..
I love all the seasons
and don’t want the others
to get jealous

I don’t pull weeds
in the garden because ..
I don’t want to get
in God’s way,
HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because …
My husband
will never be able
to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals
when I entertain because ..
I don’t want my guests
to stress out over what
to make whenthey invite me
over for dinner.

I don’t iron because …
I choose to believe them
when they say “Permanent Press”.

I don’t stress much on anything because …
“A Type” personalities die young
and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!

A clean house isa sign of abroken computer 

Comments

  1. Leah says:

    LOVE this!!!!!!!
    =)

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